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Joshua Shalet's avatar

Thanks to modern Hebrew doing away with most of the gutteral and dental letters, most Israelis find it difficult to pronounce other languages correctly. The becomes deh, this becomes dis. Think becomes tink. Modern Hebrew is the sound of Eastern Ashkenazim pretending poorly to sound Sephardi. Schools don't teach proper grammar anymore so you get absurdities such as אני יתן. Few Israelis under the age of 40 can pronounce the letter ה correctly. Even in עדות המזרח synagogues, if a youth is called upon to be חזן, you will typically hear everything rushed, garbled, and swallowed. Modern Hebrew isn't just a zombie language, it is a plague. Oh and don't get me started on the brainless habit of filler words in every half sentence even among the elders. Like, you know, say, basically, essentially. כאילו, ת׳יודע, נגיד, פשוט, בעצם. Drives me utterly insane.

Joe Schwartz's avatar

You seem to know little about the current debate over how to classify Modern Hebrew, or the permutations other languages underwent. English, for example, changed radically in the wake of the Viking raids, lost its case structure and much else, became radically simplified. Then the Norman invasion took this bare Germanic language and imposed an entire Latinate layer. And that itself underwent centuries of transformation, each generation with its conservatives insisting the language was being defiled. You misunderstand the meaning of language. It serves and reflects the transformations of the people; the people do not serve it.

Ghilad Zuckerman celebrates the hybrid nature of Modern Hebrew, which he calls Yisraelit. So should we. It is indeed a miracle, and the farther it moves from classical Hebrew the more we can see the vitality of the Jewish people.

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